All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
