i may or may not be watching the land before time
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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