Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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