Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize