she looked like the before picture.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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