After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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