when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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