He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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