Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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