I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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