the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I party with great urgency now.
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