when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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