I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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