You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pappa wants mamma naked
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
