At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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