windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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