Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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