Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
