Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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