Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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