Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
