is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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