All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize