No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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