The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
