Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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