Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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