you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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