who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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