Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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