Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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