If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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