Dual....:-)
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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