high people should be assigned attendants
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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