my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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