Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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