dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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