used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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