YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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