I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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