If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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