I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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