Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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