Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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