can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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