I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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