? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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