You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
