love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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