So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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