standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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