we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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