I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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