I just cut my nipple shaving
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
the liver wants what the liver wants
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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