Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
id be glad to
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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