Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Drake has all the answers
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Pooping to opera.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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