I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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